@RickPerryFacts tweeted this picture with the tag line "Newspapers that still want to exist in a few years will be running this correction ad soon. http://twitgoo.com/1nyb29"
When life gives Rick Perry lemons, he makes porterhouse steaks. Rare. #rickperryfactsMonday August 09, 12:37:32 2010 via APIRick Perry once won the Olympics. Every single one of them.#rickperryfactsSunday August 08, 12:37:36 2010 via APIIf Rick Perry were to punch you in the face, you'd have to fightoff the strong urge to thank him. #rickperryfacts12:37 PM Aug 7th via APIRick Perry is the life of parties he has never attended.#rickperryfacts2:37 PM Aug 6th via APIYou are what you eat. That is why Rick Perry's diet consistsentirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children. #rickperryfacts11:04 AM Aug 5th via APIRick Perry coined the phrase "Pardon my French" after pickingup a French man and using him like a bat to club people. #rickperryfacts11:05 AM Aug 4th via APIRick Perry can predict the shuffle on his iPod. #rickperryfacts11:02 AM Aug 3rd via APIRick Perry doesn't sleep. He waits. RT @billwhitefortx Caughta nap for the first time in ages. Very fine. #rickperryfacts1:10 PM Aug 2nd via webRick Perry became a vegetarian for a while not because heloves animals, but because he hates plants. #rickperryfacts11:03 AM Aug 2nd via APIRick Perry's blood type is WD-40 #rickperryfacts11:02 AM Aug 1st via APIRick Perry impaled over 40 horses to make what he calls "anauthentic" Merry-Go-Round. #rickperryfacts11:02 AM Jul 31st via APIRick Perry always asks for the same Christmas gift: A box ofSmurfs and a sledgehammer. #rickperryfacts11:02 AM Jul 30th via APIAll of Rick Perry's genes are dominant. #rickperryfacts11:04 AM Jul 29th via APIOn his birthday, Rick Perry randomly selects one lucky child tobe thrown into the sun. #rickperryfacts11:02 AM Jul 28th via APIRick Perry has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.#rickperryfacts11:02 AM Jul 27th via APIWhen Rick Perry gets pulled over, he lets the cop off with awarning. #rickperryfacts #getondowntheroad11:02 AM Jul 26th via APIThe popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around thetime Satan borrowed two bucks from Rick Perry and forgot to pay him back.11:02 AM Jul 25th via APIRick Perry's dog Lucy is trained to pick up her own poopbecause Rick Perry will not take shit from anyone. #rickperryfacts11:02 AM Jul 24th via API
Funny... and frankly so much more effective and entertaining than the highly liberal partisan @BillWhiteFacts although occasionally they come up with some funny lines (link)...
Get excited guys and gals! Bill White will be co-starring in the Justin Bieber film - as Bieber's grumpy grandpa.1:49 PM Aug 13th via Twitter for iPhone
They have a lot of not funny really pointless lines though...
Bill White IS the real slim shady. (He is one of the best rappers you will ever meet.)8:18 AM Aug 12th via Twitter for iPhoneAlso: lunch w/ anyone but Karl Rove; 3 confetti eggs(+1 real egg) to throw at Mark Miner; a run w/ your gun how-to; and a Perry land deal.11:23 AM Aug 3rd via Twitter for iPhoneEnter Bill White's Raffle of the Century to win: an all-expensepaid trip to Hutto; a waffle maker; or memo writing tips! http://j.mp/dwjHju10:14 AM Aug 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
Maybe those are funny if you are into inside jokes... I don't really get them though...
That is greatness.
ReplyDeleteAnon, I can also see a TV ad showing White dancing with some jazz trumpeter back in 2005 looking like an idiot while then-city council members Alvarado and Berry were laughing at him.
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