Friday, August 27, 2010

Rick... "bad ass"... funny spoof of the Back to Basics coward ad....

@RickPerryFacts tweeted this picture with the tag line "Newspapers that still want to exist in a few years will be running this correction ad soon."

If you haven't ever read RickPerryFacts on Twitter, you should (link). It is funny, whether you like him or hate him. Some examples....
When life gives Rick Perry lemons, he makes porterhouse steaks. Rare. #rickperryfacts
Monday August 09, 12:37:32 2010 via API

Rick Perry once won the Olympics. Every single one of them.
Sunday August 08, 12:37:36 2010 via API

If Rick Perry were to punch you in the face, you'd have to fight
off the strong urge to thank him. #rickperryfacts
12:37 PM Aug 7th via API

Rick Perry is the life of parties he has never attended.
2:37 PM Aug 6th via API

You are what you eat. That is why Rick Perry's diet consists
entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children. #rickperryfacts
11:04 AM Aug 5th via API

Rick Perry coined the phrase "Pardon my French" after picking
up a French man and using him like a bat to club people. #rickperryfacts
11:05 AM Aug 4th via API

Rick Perry can predict the shuffle on his iPod. #rickperryfacts
11:02 AM Aug 3rd via API

Rick Perry doesn't sleep. He waits. RT @billwhitefortx Caught
a nap for the first time in ages. Very fine. #rickperryfacts
1:10 PM Aug 2nd via web

Rick Perry became a vegetarian for a while not because he
loves animals, but because he hates plants. #rickperryfacts
11:03 AM Aug 2nd via API

Rick Perry's blood type is WD-40 #rickperryfacts
11:02 AM Aug 1st via API

Rick Perry impaled over 40 horses to make what he calls "an
authentic" Merry-Go-Round. #rickperryfacts
11:02 AM Jul 31st via API

Rick Perry always asks for the same Christmas gift: A box of
Smurfs and a sledgehammer. #rickperryfacts
11:02 AM Jul 30th via API

All of Rick Perry's genes are dominant. #rickperryfacts
11:04 AM Jul 29th via API

On his birthday, Rick Perry randomly selects one lucky child to
be thrown into the sun. #rickperryfacts
11:02 AM Jul 28th via API

Rick Perry has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.
11:02 AM Jul 27th via API

When Rick Perry gets pulled over, he lets the cop off with a
warning. #rickperryfacts #getondowntheroad
11:02 AM Jul 26th via API

The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the
time Satan borrowed two bucks from Rick Perry and forgot to pay him back.
11:02 AM Jul 25th via API

Rick Perry's dog Lucy is trained to pick up her own poop
because Rick Perry will not take shit from anyone. #rickperryfacts
11:02 AM Jul 24th via API
Funny... and frankly so much more effective and entertaining than the highly liberal partisan @BillWhiteFacts although occasionally they come up with some funny lines (link)...
Get excited guys and gals! Bill White will be co-starring in the Justin Bieber film - as Bieber's grumpy grandpa.
1:49 PM Aug 13th via Twitter for iPhone
They have a lot of not funny really pointless lines though...
Bill White IS the real slim shady. (He is one of the best rappers you will ever meet.)
8:18 AM Aug 12th via Twitter for iPhone

Also: lunch w/ anyone but Karl Rove; 3 confetti eggs(+1 real egg) to throw at Mark Miner; a run w/ your gun how-to; and a Perry land deal.
11:23 AM Aug 3rd via Twitter for iPhone

Enter Bill White's Raffle of the Century to win: an all-expense
paid trip to Hutto; a waffle maker; or memo writing tips!
10:14 AM Aug 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
Maybe those are funny if you are into inside jokes... I don't really get them though...


  1. That is greatness.

  2. Anon, I can also see a TV ad showing White dancing with some jazz trumpeter back in 2005 looking like an idiot while then-city council members Alvarado and Berry were laughing at him.


Hey now, campaign characters. Be nice. I know a lot of you on both sides, so I don't want any overly foul language, personal attacks on anyone other than the candidates themselves, or other party fouls. I will moderate the heck out of you if you start breaking the bounds of civility.