Guy on left: "I love this game. When's my turn?"
Governor Rick Perry (R-TX) fakes stomach cramps after coming up short in epic staring contest with unidentified brunette automaton.
Hey now, campaign characters. Be nice. I know a lot of you on both sides, so I don't want any overly foul language, personal attacks on anyone other than the candidates themselves, or other party fouls. I will moderate the heck out of you if you start breaking the bounds of civility.